STAND BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE! I thought everybody knew that
Which is why a sarcasm font would be ideal.
I’ve been asking for a sarcasm font since FOREVER.(via bobbycaputo)
Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas.
BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???
|—||jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)|
911 is not the number for the free car service to the hospital.
In which Snoop Dogg doesn’t give a fuck about your gender policing, and 50 Cent continues to be way too concerned about the sexuality of other male rappers.